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Joshocles - Capricorn.
Likes: Good times, dabutt.
Dislikes: Pizzow on my Shizzow.

Stevocratus - Sagitarius.
Digs: Rumpa smooth skin.
Dags: The po po, stank.

Jayocratus - Cancer.
Yo: Soap, rope, and one on the other.
No: Chicks who dont talk things out of their mouths good.

 

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First find an unused picture of yourself. Next, gather some glue (Elmers works well), some safety scissors, a ruler and a pencil. Now, measure the hieght and width of this area on your computer screen. Next, using a straight edge and pencil, mark off a rectangle on the back of the photo of yourself with the same dimensions. Using the scissors, cut along the pencil lines. Now apply the glue to the photo then paste to your computer screen. And Voila! Dah...put the glue on the BACK of the photo. Geez, are you 7 years old? PS - you will need a very tall picture of yourself.

   
         
           
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