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Size availability varies. Offer is near its end as we are nearly out of shirts.

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1. Make a donation directly to Doctors Without Borders. Then simply email us   (charity@hippocritis.com) to tell us you did it (honor system).

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2. Donate blood to the Red Cross or local blood bank. Let us know about it by email.

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3.  Tip us via Paypal (see the Tip Jar below).  Anything greater $10 will get you a shirt. Less than $10 will garner our praise and terrific gratitude.

                                                        Philanthropicaly Yours,

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Are on temporary hiatus.

Listen, it wasn't that funny anyways.

Unless unfinished web pages and 404 errors are funny, in which case the archives are the funniest thing since White Chicks the movie. Which isn't as funny as the book...

Did you nearly step on a land mine today? Did you rummage through a garbage heap for your breakfast?  Are you a victim of genocide? 

No? 

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Words To Inspire Your Charity.

"You got to give, you got to give, you got to give. . to live."

-Sammy Haggar

" Into the blue again, after the money's gone, once in a lifetime, water flowing under."

-David Byrne

"Check yourself before you wreck yourself."

  - D. Nice

"Give it away now."

- The Chili Peppers

"The Plan"  -Dynamic      Syncopation